"It's Daria's Vineyard," he blurted out authoritatively. I countered saying it should have a more romantic name. He said, "No, like Martha's Vineyard, this is Daria's Vineyard. It was your idea, and so it has to be your vineyard. Besides, it won't be producing anything significant in our lifetimes, so we might as well make people wonder who was the person who crazily planted a vineyard in the west of Ireland."
And so, the vineyard was christened, Daria's Vineyard. Wait, was my dear husband calling me a crazy person? I suppose so, but then I guess the shoe fits.
Now that we have a name, we'll need a sign. Not just any old sign. Vineyard's always have interesting signs that tell a story. So, we'll have to tell a story, too. Let's see. It's a vineyard by the shore where the mountains come to down to the sea. Works for me.
First we need a medium. I happen to have several very nice pieces of driftwood I didn't know what to do with. Looks like I'll have to see if any of them work. Then I happen to have leftover oil paints from the sign we painted in Horta in the Azores that needs to be used up. That sounds like a good start.
Now, I'll need a design. Let's see, a stylized shore scene, a line drawing of the Holy Mountain that we see prominently from the vineyard, and of course a representation of Vitis vinifera. I wonder if I'm up to the task? The last time (and only time) I took an art class, I had some minor perspective problems. But let's not worry about that.
Okay, final thing on the list before we begin. Typeface. Let's try a few out.
Daria’s Vineyard - too stodgy
Daria’s Vineyard - whimsical, not bad
Daria’s Vineyard - too plain
Daria’s Vineyard - don't like cap D but OK
Daria’s Vineyard - too thin to paint
Daria’s Vineyard - this is fun!
Daria’s Vineyard - sort of chic
Daria’s Vineyard - bit too strong
Daria’s Vineyard-hey I like this one
By the sea
This one looks right: DS_Celtic-2. I can see the brushstrokes forming now. Good to paint. Not a very popular typeface but pretty distinctive for an Irish vineyard. Yes, I think this will work. Right, so let's get to work. I'll just painted myself a sign to post on the lovely gate Alex built.
Daria's vineyard, established 2015 near Croagh Patrick, where the mountains come down to the sea. All of that on one little sign. I left out the "by the sea" and introduced a sailing boat instead to say the same thing visually.
It looks better in real life than in this photo, and I am really quite pleased. It was hard to get the whole thing into the frame as the greenhouse just isn't high enough and the sign is rather substantial. The Paint is still wet so we'll just have to keep our paws off until it sets.
When we post the sign we'll complement it with a toast of a bubbly we'd been saving. We tend to do that with bubbly. We save the really special ones for special occasions and then forget to drink them. It wasn't like christening a ship, which I cannot believe they still do with a bottle broken over the bow. Why would you want to damage a brand new vessel? Or a lovely new gate?
So here's to Daria's Vineyard. May it produce surprising reproducible results that delight the wine tasters for their boldness. Sláinte!
Here's a video showing the detail for the full length of the sign.